Oh, Seattle

Oh Seattle, you ole salty dog, you. I was just nowhere near your neighborhood. But I was looking for a little fresh air, and, well, you do know how to draw a gal back in. You’re always there when I need you. Refreshing sea air whispers over my skin with the sweetest kisses not even…

Crash and Order? Hit and Stay?

What the?? Seattle Man Hit By Bus, Grabs Morning Coffee Anyhow Nebraska Man Crashes His Car Into Pizzeria, Orders Pizza Anyhow